Monday, April 2, 2007

The Great Simplifier

There must be some mathematical equation, a logarithm or algorithm (whatever those mean), which describes the progression of friendship.

I know close proximity is involved. And frequency and duration of contact is incredibly influential. Similar preoccupations, interests, et cetera are foundational (and, perhaps, foundational only -- a constant variable or some type of minimum). And context. O, context, yes!

There have to be some numbers hiding in there somewhere. A shape or graph at least (maybe one of those nifty three dimensional ones I consistently fail to grasp cognitively).

And there is subtraction. There is room for dips in the curve. You can know someone forever and then lose touch -- what happens to your friendship then? What number can be equated to it? And multiplication. You can meet someone and subvert frequency and duration -- jump right up the chart or scale or page. Where ten minutes equals a hundred years, but a hundred years doesn't equal ten minutes. And I'm sure addition is simple and division quite complex. What sort of derivatives can tangle themselves into the mix?

I am confident that words and numbers can express anything. I don't believe they have limits. I need to see my life on a page, simple and clean. In neat columns and rows with constants and variables and solutions.

A place for everything and everything in its place.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. My social psych book actually has what you're looking for. I'll show you when we're home.
2. NEVER say that phrase "a place for everything". My dad used to say that all the fucking time. Do you really want to sound like him?

P.S. why in the hell did you want to hear my mr. feingold impression??

Timo said...

I was trying to do it all weekend but I couldn't get the voice right. It kept on sounding like a grizzled James Earl Jones...

"Cool it! Nobody's going outside today..."